let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
there's a good chance you'll wake away with h.i.v.
let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
i'm on the dole and i get shit for free.

merthyr's where it's happenin' at,
trouble hidin' beneath a burberry hat,
some guy jumped in front of a train,
and some fuck got stabbed in the brain.
but, it's not treated as suspicious,
a murder that's so fuckin' malicious,
what the fuck is going on?
when the fuck did this town go wrong?
things won't ever change when these people are deranged,
scum, addicts and stupid fucks,
politicians with thier fuckin' bucks.
fuckin' hard times, tryin' to make ends meet,
working the fuck off my goddamn feet,
but hey, it's all sweet though,
the mayor can afford a chauffeur driven limo.

let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
there's a good chance you'll walk away with h.i.v.
let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
i'm on the dole and i get shit for free.

ethics, morals, gone out the window,
heroin, crack and meth are in though,
saw a man deck his girlfriend in public,
these fuckin' gawkers they fuckin' love it.
peepin' out the window flames climb higher,
outside my house there's two cars on fire,
tell me what that's all about,
i can sit here and scream and shout.
y'know sxrxbx ain't got shit on me,
or gareth b, or tommy c.
spittin' they always causin' trouble,
police come they retreat on the double.
swansea road club might be in rubble,
bet the arsonist fuck has got a fuckin' brain bubble,
don't get high off grass so they snortin' gas,
i'd rather pass or fuck a guy in the ass.

let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
there's a good chance you'll walk away with h.i.v.
let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
i'm on the dole and i get shit for free.

so i'm with thier girls, getting crazy,
when the motherfuckin' addicts are pushin' up daisies,
and while your inside someone has to stretch your girl wide.
that's where i come in, literally,
pumpin' her guts, physically,
she has needs and i have seeds,
i'll bang her up the mountain in my kia cee'd.
sexually she's freed
while anally you bleed,
'choke on this and take my fist',
not such a good idea smashing windows when your pissed.
but, that's one less off the streets of merthyr,
you belong behind bars, your not worth her,
sippin' cider, causin' shit and livin' off my tax,
now bubba gonna stretch your fuckin' asshole to the max.

let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
there's a good chance you'll walk away with h.i.v.
let me tell you about a town called merthyr t,
i'm on the dole and i get shit for free.