lyrics
once we were dancing and all seemed well,
a scene trembled up and started to swell,
the long haired goths, emos aswell,
well what they did, yeah i can tell.
arms started swingin' in the mosh pit,
men in skinny jeans lookin' like a right tit,
br00t4l to the bone, nah, just a clit,
chug chug chug, it's all the same shit.
whatever happened to musical expression?
it all seems so melancholy, individual digression,
and what i have to say about this cunting harsh lesson is that you know your band is shit,
use this as your confession.
you can play better than; chug chug chug.
on facebook it's always; plug plug plug.
peak hat, you look a thug thug thug.
scene mirror pictures? you fuckin' mug.
generic chorus: eat my dick.
generic chorus: suck my tits.
woah woah woah, now now now,
you see, i see a pattern emerging
like that girl in town who keeps sayin' she's a virgin.
tunes are lying to you and all your friends
with the bitch ass squeals and the big guitar bends.
i don't claim to be a music guru
or have any talent that i can offer you,
but my ears get easily offended today.
it's all seems generic and well, a bit gay.
you can play better than; chug chug chug.
on facebook it's always; plug plug plug.
peak hat, you look a thug thug thug.
scene mirror pictures? you fuckin' mug.
generic chorus: suck my ass.
generic chorus: kiss my turd.
generic chorus: drink my piss.
generic chorus: wank my shit.
windmills, pickin' pennies, pullin' at thin air.
two step in my radius? get the fuck outta here.
don't have skinny jeans or a peak hat
but that doesn't stop me being a massive fat twat.
the only time that i happen to enjoy
is with that fucked up attitude that i employ,
after too many beers i can finally hit the floor
but when the bands finished i'm left here wanting more, bitch.
generic chorus: the carpet is falling from underneath me.
generic chorus: shit son.
generic chorus: suck a duck.
generic chorus: start! start! bitch.
credits
tommy c - vocals
4 dinners - vocals
gareth b - bass, vocals
richard meyrick - guitars, drums, synth, vocals
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